Blondie's Memorable Quotes:
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage - uh, cigar? - liable to interfere with my aim.
But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco. Nothing!
[Chuckles, bites cigar]
Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! HURRAH! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... What's his name? Lee! LEE! Ha ha. God is with us because he hates the Yanks too. HURRAH![spits]
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
[the commander of the cavalry patrol they've met reveals his blue uniform]
[surveying some Civil War carnage]
I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.
Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it.
It's not a joke, it's a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose.
[counting Angel Eyes' men]
One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number.
I thought three was the perfect number.
I've got six more bullets in my gun.
I'll kill you.
If you do that... you'll always be poor... just like the greasy rat you are.
The way I figure, there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you.
Tut, tut. Such ingratitude after all the times I saved your life.
[Tuco has captured Blondie and is planning to hang him]
Get on that stool and put the rope around your neck. I have a different system, my friend; I don't shoot the rope, I shoot the legs from under the stool.
[Sound of distant rumbling]
Even when Judas hanged himself there was thunder.
That might be cannon fire.
Thunder or cannon fire, it's all the same to you. Adios, Blondie.
Put your drawers on, and take your gun off.
Every gun makes its own tune.
[trying to read a grave that is marked "Unknown"]
Un-k... un-k... there's no name on it.
[showing him a stone]
There's no name here, either. See, that's what Bill Carson told me. It was the grave marked "Unknown", right beside Arch Stanton.
[appearing beside Tuco]
Were you gonna die alone?
[has no choice but to let him die]
I'm very happy you are working with me! And we're together again.[pause]
I get dressed, I kill him and be right back.
Listen, I forgot to mention... He's not alone. There's five of 'em.
Yeah, five of 'em.
So, that's why you came to Tuco.
It doesn't matter, I'll kill them all.
[three bounty hunters have cornered Tuco]
No! No pistol, amigo! It won't do you any good. There are three of us!
[holding a wanted poster]
Hey, amigo! You know you have a face beautiful enough to be worth $2000?[from behind them]
Yeah, but you don't look like the one who'd collect it.
[Lights a cigar]
Couple of steps back.
[the bounty hunters draw their guns but Blondie guns down all three]
If you shoot me, you won't see a cent of that money.[frowning]
I'll tell you why.
[Blondie kicks the coffin lid open]
Cause there's nothin' in here!
If your friends stay out in the damp, they're liable to catch a cold aren't they... or a bullet.
[trying to read a note]
"See you soon, id... " "id... " "ids... "
[taking the note]
"Idiots". It's for you.