Ben Crandall's Memorable Quotes:
I've waited all my life to say this.
Be my guest.
We come in peace.
[to Steve Jackson, a school bully]
Elephantitis is when something gets bloated and ugly like your ASS.
[stuttering, astounded at the violent film footage]
But thi - see, this isn't real! A-a-and we don't really kill people! Well, we do, b-but n-not aliens, 'cause we haven't met any!
[last lines in the film]
If this is all a dream, what's gonna happen when we wake up?
I don't know, but I can't wait to find out.
He's about to say something.[in Bugs Bunny's voice]
Ehhhhhhhhhhh, what's up doc?[long pause]
Remember that stuff you were tellin' me about your dreams and doin' what you want to do. Well, if I really want to be an astronaut and go out in space - and really do that, it'd be ok, right?
Sure honey, if that's what you really want to do.
[then, after she's left the room]
Uhh... Space Pirates.
[watching the movie "Starkiller"]
Explosions in space? It's impossible.
What do you mean? You can hardly see the strings.