Look, I know I must look weird to you but how do you think you look to me? Listen, I watched four episodes of "Lassie" before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke. I mean, he rolled over, sure, he did that fine but, I don't think he deserved a series for that.
[to Steve Jackson, a school bully]Elephantitis is when something gets bloated and ugly like your ASS.
[stuttering, astounded at the violent film footage]But thi - see, this isn't real! A-a-and we don't really kill people! Well, we do, b-but n-not aliens, 'cause we haven't met any!
Way to go, stupid!
Bloodshed is my life.
[to his son's "talking" rat]"Shut up, Heinlein!"
[hugs him] Sleep tight.
[then, after she's left the room]Bye Mom.
[pressing buttons] I would like... cheese... go... to... hell...
Its a brand new car! The Rolls Canardly... Rolls down one hill CanArdly get up the next!
She was a good ship.