The Joker
Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman (1989):
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Explorers (1985) U Memorable Quotes
Memorable Quotes:
Ben Crandall
Darren Woods
I've waited all my life to say this.Be my guest.We come in peace.
Wak
Look, I know I must look weird to you but how do you think you look to me? Listen, I watched four episodes of "Lassie" before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke. I mean, he rolled over, sure, he did that fine but, I don't think he deserved a series for that.
Ben Crandall

[to Steve Jackson, a school bully]

Elephantitis is when something gets bloated and ugly like your ASS.
Ben Crandall

[stuttering, astounded at the violent film footage]

But thi - see, this isn't real! A-a-and we don't really kill people! Well, we do, b-but n-not aliens, 'cause we haven't met any!
Ben Crandall
Wolfgang Müller
[last lines in the film]If this is all a dream, what's gonna happen when we wake up?I don't know, but I can't wait to find out.
Darren Woods
Wolfgang Müller

[about "beings" on other planets]

Maybe it's a bunch of Amazon rainforest women that wanna breed a new race.You pervert.
Ben Crandall
Wak
He's about to say something.[in Bugs Bunny's voice] Ehhhhhhhhhhh, what's up doc?[long pause] What?
Wak
Way to go, stupid!
Starkiller
Bloodshed is my life.
Mr. Müller

[to his son's "talking" rat]

"Shut up, Heinlein!"
Ben Crandall
Mrs. Crandall
Mom.Yeah.Remember that stuff you were tellin' me about your dreams and doin' what you want to do. Well, if I really want to be an astronaut and go out in space - and really do that, it'd be ok, right?Sure honey, if that's what you really want to do.Ok.[hugs him] Sleep tight.Good night.

[then, after she's left the room]

Bye Mom.
Heinlein the Mouse
[pressing buttons] I would like... cheese... go... to... hell...
Wak
Its a brand new car! The Rolls Canardly... Rolls down one hill CanArdly get up the next!
Ben Crandall
Wak
What's that?Uhh... Space Pirates.
Darren Woods
She was a good ship.
Wolfgang Müller
Ben Crandall
[watching the movie "Starkiller"]Explosions in space? It's impossible.What do you mean? You can hardly see the strings.