Mickey Goldmill
Burgess Meredith as "Mickey Goldmill" in Rocky (1976):
You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!
Lo Pan
Lo Pan
Actor: James Hong (age 57 in this movie)
Lo Pan's Memorable Quotes:
Jack Burton
Lo Pan
You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave.Indeed!Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?
Jack Burton
Lo Pan
I don't get this at all. I thought Lo Pan...Shut up, Mr. Burton! You are not brought upon this world to get it!
Miao Yin
Lo Pan
I don't belong to you.You don't. You belong to Ching Dai. I must sacrifice you. But I love you and I need you.No!Here take her. Take the bitch!
Lo Pan
And now, my beloved disciples. The moment of truth... the needle of love.
Lo Pan
Gracie Law
What does it mean? Two girls with green eyes. After all these years.You bastards, unchain me. You're not gonna get away with this. Where's Lo Pan?[speaks Chinese] This one has fire as well!
Lo Pan

[spots Gracie, Margo and Eddie on a security monitor]

Who are these people? Friends of yours, huh? Now this really pisses me off to no end!
Lo Pan
There have been others, to be sure. There are always others, are there not? You seem to be one who knows the difficulties between men and women. How seldom it works out.
Lo Pan
They have returned. And this time they are not alone. Egg Shen is with them. Little bastard sorcerer has brought them through the Bog of the Dead Trees.

[calling to him telepathically]

Egg Shen... EGG SHEN! You have come a long ways to find me. But it is too late. There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both. And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law to appease my emperor and live out my earthly pleasures with Miao Yin.

[cackles]

That's right, Egg Shen. The best of two worlds!
Lo Pan
You never could beat me, Egg Shen.
Lo Pan
Wang Chi
Jack Burton
And when I find her, I will marry her...Never!Ching Dai will be appeased, my curse will be lifted!And you can go on to rule the universe from beyond the grave.Indeed!Or check into a psycho ward, whichever comes first, right?Jack, will you...?"Jack" what? I'm supposed to buy this shit? 2000 years, he can't find one broad to fit the bill? Come on, Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong!There have been others, to be sure. There are always others. But you know, Mr. Burton, the difficulties between men and women. How seldom it works out? Yet we all keep trying, like fools.
Lo Pan
Jack Burton
Then Ching Dai will be happy and my curse will be lifted!And go off to rule the universe from beyond the grave.Indeed!Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first huh!
Lo Pan
Jack Burton

[Yells at Wang in Chinese after growing frustrated with Jack's dismissive attitude]

Mr. Burton, if you have an influence over your youthful friend, you better exert it now. Otherwise, I will have you both brought out to the hell where people are skinned alive and set symbol, understand?[Leans forward] Are you crazy, is that your problem?[1724]:No, he means it Jack.
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