Max
Paul Reubens as "Max" in Flight of the Navigator (1986):
I do not leak, you leak!
Animal Mother
Animal Mother
Actor: Adam Baldwin (age 25 in this movie)
Animal Mother's Memorable Quotes:
Animal Mother
Private Joker
You a photographer?I'm a combat correspondent.Well, you seen much combat?[sarcastic] I've seen a little on TV.You're a real comedian.Well, they call me the Joker.Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.[doing John Wayne impression] Well, pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit!You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?
Animal Mother
Freedom?

[scoffs]

You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".
Animal Mother
Well, if you ask me, uh, we're shooting the wrong gooks.
T.H.E. Rock
Crazy Earl
Donlon
Private Eightball
Animal Mother
You're going home now.Semper fi.We're mean marines, sir.Go easy, bros.Better you than me.
Animal Mother
[being interviewed]What do I think about the U.S. involvement in the war? I think we should win it.
Animal Mother
Fuck you, Cowboy! Fuck all of you assholes!
Animal Mother
Fucking son of a bitch! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Animal Mother
Private Eightball
I'm going first.Now, back off, white bread! Don't get between a dog and his meat.All fucking niggers must fucking hang!

[responds to protests]

Hey, hey, I won't be long! I'll skip the foreplay.
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