Private Eightball's Memorable Quotes:
[Cowboy is sending Eightball to investigate an area for enemies]
Eightball, let's dance.
Put a nigger behind the trigger!
What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beaucoup.
Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.
What was the matter with him?
He was jerkin' off ten times a day.
No shit. At least ten times a day.
Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.
Personally, I think, uh... they don't really want to be involved in this war. You know, I mean... they sort of took away our freedom and gave it to the, to the gookers, you know. But they don't want it. They'd rather be alive than free, I guess. Poor dumb bastards.
You're going home now.
We're mean marines, sir.
Go easy, bros.
Better you than me.
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Hey, start the cameras. This is "Vietnam - the Movie."
Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne. I''ll be a horse.
T.H.E. Rock can be a rock.
I''ll be Ann-Margret.
Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo.
I''ll be General Custer.
Well, who''ll be the Indians?
[Animal Mother]:Hey, we''ll let the gooks play the Indians.
Hey, what the mother fuck?
Now you might not believe it, but under fire Animal Mother is one of the... finest human beings in the world. All he needs is somebody to throw hand grenades at him the rest of his life.
This baby-san looks like she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
I'm going first.
Now, back off, white bread! Don't get between a dog and his meat.
All fucking niggers must fucking hang!
[responds to protests]
Hey, hey, I won't be long! I'll skip the foreplay.