Vicki Vale's Memorable Quotes:
What do you want?
My face on the one dollar bill.
You must be joking.
Do I look like I'm joking?
I've recently had a tragedy in my life. Alicia...
[lays the mask that Alicia wore on the table]
...threw herself out of the window.
Oh, my God.
But, you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs.
[breaks the mask and starts giggling]
I thought I was a Pisces!
Mr. Joker, you say such beautiful things. Oh, you're so powerful. And purple! Oh, I love purple.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
I just gotta know, are we gonna try to love each other?
I'd like to. But he's out there right now. And I've gotta go to work.
A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker.
Some people say the same thing about you.
Well, I mean, let's face it. You're not exactly normal, are you?
It's not exactly a normal world, is it?
I thought champagne would be in order, ma'am.
Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that he might be a little late.
I'm not a bit surprised.
You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight.
I'm reading your stuff.
Well, I'm reading yours.
Hi! I'm Vicki Vale.
What about *your* family?
Well, actually, Alfred is my family.
You know, this house and all this stuff really doesn't seem like you at all.
Some of it is very much me. Some of it isn't.
What can I do for you?
Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance.
[speaking across the entire dining room table]
Could you pass the salt?
He's really wonderful? He loves you a lot.
Alfred's a great one. I couldn't find my socks without him.
I thought I was a Pisces.
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