Max
Paul Reubens as "Max" in Flight of the Navigator (1986):
See ya later, Navigator!
James Conway
James Conway
Actor: Robert De Niro (age 47 in this movie)
James Conway's Memorable Quotes:
James Conway
I'm not mad, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
Morris Kessler
Henry Hill
James Conway
Henry, you're a good kid, I've been good to you, you've been good to me. But there's something really unreasonable going on here. Jimmy's being an unconsionable ball-breaker. I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! Am I something special? Some sort of schmuck on wheels?Morrie, please! You borrowed Jimmy's money, pay him.I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! What am I, fuckin nuts? Come on!Are you gonna argue with Jimmy Conway? Just give him his money so we can get the fuck outta here!Hey! Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em in the ear! What are you talking about? Fuck 'em in the other ear, that son of a bitch! Did I ever bust his balls? Did I? Did I? I could've jumped the dime a million times, and I wouldn't have to pay tip!Come on, Morrie, you're talking crazy, stop it!

[Grabs telephone cord and chokes Morrie with it, then his wig falls off and Henry starts laughing]

You got money for that fuckin commercial. Fuckin' commercial, you don't got my money, you don't got my fuckin money, huh?Jimmy, he'll pay, he'll pay.I'll fuckin kill you, get the money, you fuckin' cocksucker, you hear me?

[Phone rings]

Pay me my money.Hello? Who's this? He's here.

[Gives phone to Henry]

Jimmy, I'm sorry.Yeah? You should be sorry. Don't fuckin do it again and give me the money. Give me the fuckin money, You hear me? You hear me, I gotta come here and you bust my balls? Give me the fuckin money.OK, OK, OK. I'll pay you kid.
Doctor
James Conway
[1313]:[hesitating] Why don't you go fuck yourself, Tommy?[stunned silence] Whoa! Can't believe what I just heard. Hey Spider, here. This is for you.

[tosses money on the table]

Attaboy! I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of fucking balls. Good for you! Don't take no shit off nobody.
James Conway
Henry Hill
Tommy DeVito
What's the fuckin' matter with you? What - what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac?How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're kidding? You breaking my fuckin' balls?I'm fuckin' kidding with you! You fuckin' shoot the guy?He's dead.Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. Fuckin' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat.You stupid bastard, I can't fuckin' believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the fuckin' thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no fuckin' lime. You're gonna do it.Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?
James Conway
[1290]:

[after Spider tells Tommy to "go fuck yourself"]

I can't believe what I just hear.

[he throws some money on the table]

[1290]:Here, Spider, this is for you. I got respect for this kid. He's got alot of fucking balls. Good for you, don't take no shit of nobody. He shoots him in the foot he tells him to go fuck himself.

[to Tommy, joking]

[1290]:Tommy, you gonna let him get away with that? You gonna let this fucking punk get away with that? What's the matter? What's the world coming to?

[Tommy pulls out a gun and shoots Spider in the chest]

James Conway
Henry Hill
Tommy DeVito
Anthony Stabile

[Tommy has shot Spider]

I'm fucking kidding with you; you fucking shoot the guy?He's dead.I'm a good shot, what do you want from me? I'm a good shot.How could you miss at this distance?
Tommy DeVito
James Conway
Oh, I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?' Guy's got a nice head of white hair, it's beautiful.Looks like someone we know.Oh, my... no, without the beard? Oh, shhhhhh...!

[laughs]

Tommy DeVito
James Conway

[has just killed the talkative Morrie]

I thought he'd never shut the *fuck* up.Yeah. Pain in the ass.
Henry Hill
James Conway
I only bought the damn guns because he wanted them and now he didn't want them.What the fuck are these? None of them fit. What's the matter with you? What, do you want me to pay for this shit? I'm not paying for it!I didn't say a thing. He was so pissed off, he didn't even say goodbye.Stop with those fucking drugs. They're making your mind into mush. You hear me? Take'em back!
James Conway

[Frenchy is describing a large shipment of cash at Idlewild Airport to Jimmy and Henry]

What about the security?[1297]:Security? You're looking at it.
Tommy DeVito
James Conway

[Infuriated at Spider and speaking to the other card players]

Hey, what's that movie that Bogart made?[1332]:Which one?The one where he played a cowboy. He only did one.[1332]:Oh... ah... The Oklahoma Kid.Shane?Oklahoma Kid![to Jimmy] Shane...

[They all laugh]

Billy Batts
James Conway
Hey Jimmy! What's right is right. You understand what I'm talking about?It's all right. It's all right.No. The kid's over here. We're hugging and kissing over here. And two minutes later, he's acting like a fucking jerk.No, no, no, no, no. You insulted him a little bit. You got a little bit out of order yourself.No I didn't insult him. I didn't insult him.I'm sorry. You insulted him a little bit.No, I didn't insult nobody. Give us a drink. Give us a drink.
Billy Batts
James Conway
Give us a drink. And give some to those Irish hoodlums down there.There's only one Irishman in here.On the house. Salud.Top of the mornin'.
Tommy DeVito
James Conway
Henry Hill

[Henry, Jimmy and Tommy are digging up Billy Batts' decomposed corpse. Henry is coughing from the stench, while the others don't appear to be bothered]

Hey, Henry, Henry, hurry up, will ya? My mother's gonna make some fried peppers and sausage for us.

[Jimmy and Tommy laugh while Henry coughs]

Oh, hey, Henry, Henry! Here's an arm!Very funny, guys.Here's a leg!Here's a wing!

[laughs]

Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or ya still go for the old hearts and lungs?[Vomiting] Oh, that's so bad!
James Conway
Vinnie
Henry Hill
Yeah.Yeah.Who's this?This is Vinnie.Vinnie, what happened?Well we-...You get it straightened out?No, we had a problem... and uh, we tried to do everything we could.What d'you mean?Well, you what I mean. He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it.

[pause]

That's it.What d'you mean? What d'you mean? Uh...He's gone. Uh, he's gone.

[pause]

And that's it.[smashing telephone] Fuck. Can't fuckin' believe that, can't fuckin'...[crying] Fuck it, fuck... the fuck...

[Henry exits diner]

What happened?They whacked him. They fuckin' whacked him.Aw, fuck.

[Jimmy kicks phone booth]

Motherfucker!

[pushes over phone booth]

[cries]
James Conway

[Knocks on the car window of two cops following him. They cops have fallen asleep]

Come on fuckos, let's go for a ride.
James Conway

[after kicking Batts to near death]

Look what this fucking mutt did to my shoes.
James Conway
Henry Hill
Watch this.Ah, don't fuck with them.I do it all the time. Bust their fucking balls.Don't give'em the satisfaction, the fucks.[taps on car window of two cops following him, who had fallen asleep] Come on, fuckos, let's go for a ride.

[he and Henry laugh]

Keep'em up all night.
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