Damon Killian
Richard Dawson as "Damon Killian" in The Running Man (1987):
I want a kiss, now, a big kiss, but remember... no tongues.
Tommy DeVito
Tommy DeVito
Actor: Joe Pesci (age 47 in this movie)
Tommy DeVito's Memorable Quotes:
Tommy DeVito
Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.
Tommy DeVito
You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?
Tommy DeVito
[after killing Morrie] I thought he'd never shut the fuck up.
James Conway
Henry Hill
Tommy DeVito
What's the fuckin' matter with you? What - what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac?How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're kidding? You breaking my fuckin' balls?I'm fuckin' kidding with you! You fuckin' shoot the guy?He's dead.Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. Fuckin' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat.You stupid bastard, I can't fuckin' believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the fuckin' thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no fuckin' lime. You're gonna do it.Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?
Frankie Carbone
Tommy DeVito
I could never hit that number.

[unintelligible]

Frankie, Frankie, Frankie. What the fuck does 528 have to do with 460? I can't believe this guy. Fuckin' 528 ain't even close to 460. Now what the fuck does that got to do with anything?Eh, I been playin' that numba for three years.
Henry Hill
Tommy DeVito
You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.What do you mean I'm funny?It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.

[laughs]

What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.[it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?[1332]:Tommy no, You got it all wrong.Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?Jus...What?Just... ya know... you're funny.You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny![long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy![everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
Tommy DeVito
Billy Batts
No more shines, Billy.What?I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.Okay, salud.[takes a drink] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit![taunting] Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on, come on!Motherfucking... He bought his fucking button! That fake old tough guy! You bought your fucking button!You mother fuck... Fuck! Keep that motherfucker here, keep him here!

[leaves]

Tommy DeVito
What the fuck are you doing? You're hanging around my fuckin' neck like a vulture, like impending danger.
Tommy DeVito
Hey, Spider, that fuckin' bandage on your foot is bigger than your fuckin' head.
Tommy DeVito
Billy Batts
Just don't go busting my balls, Billy, okay?Hey, Tommy, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and get your shine box.

[to his friends]

Now this kid, this kid was great. They, they used to call him Spitshine Tommy.
Tommy DeVito
What, do you got me on a fuckin' pay-no-mind list kid?
Tommy DeVito
He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go fuck your mother."
James Conway
Henry Hill
Tommy DeVito
Anthony Stabile

[Tommy has shot Spider]

I'm fucking kidding with you; you fucking shoot the guy?He's dead.I'm a good shot, what do you want from me? I'm a good shot.How could you miss at this distance?
Tommy DeVito
Kidding? How am I meant to know you're kidding? You're breaking my fucking balls.
Tommy DeVito

[Tommy holds up a gun at the truck driver he's hijacking]

Where's the strong box you fuckin' varmint, you?
Tommy DeVito
What do you want to tell me now, tough guy? I said, "Bing, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother!"

[group laughs]

I thought he was gonna shit!
Tommy DeVito

[Tommy mocks at Spider]

Oklahoma kid. That's me. I'm the Oklahoma kid. You fuckin' varmint! Dance. Dance. YAHOO, YA MOTHERFUCKER!

[shoots Spider in the foot]

Paul Cicero
Henry Hill
Tommy DeVito
I don't want any more of that shit.What shit? What are you talking about?Just stay away from the garbage, you know what I mean.Look, Paulie?I'm not talking about what you did inside, you did what you had to do, I'm talking about now, from now, here and now.Paulie, why would I want to get into that...Don't make a jerk out of me, just don't do it... just don't do it. Now I want to talk to you about Jimmy, you have to watch out for him. He's a good earner but he's wild, takes too many chances.Yeah I know that, I know Jimmy, you think I would take chances like Jimmy?And Tommy he's a good kid too. But he's crazy, he's a cowboy, he's got too much to prove. You gotta watch out for kids like this.Yeah I know what they are, I only use them for certain things, believe me you don't have to worry.Listen, I aint gonna get fucked like Gribbs, understand. Gribbs is 70 years old and the fuckin guy's gonna die in prison, I don't need that. So I'm warning everybody, EVERYBODY. It could be my son, it could be anybody. Gribbs got 20 years just for saying hello to some fuck who was sneaking behind his back selling junk, I don't need that, aint gonna happen to me, you understand.Uh huh.You know that you're only out early because I got you a job. I don't need this heat, understand that.Uh huh.And you see anybody fucking around with this shit you're going to tell me right.Yeah.[slaps him] That means anybody!All right.Yeah?Yeah, of course.
Tommy DeVito
James Conway
Oh, I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?' Guy's got a nice head of white hair, it's beautiful.Looks like someone we know.Oh, my... no, without the beard? Oh, shhhhhh...!

[laughs]

Stacks Edwards
Tommy DeVito
What time is it?It's eleven thirty, we're supposed to be there by nine.Be ready in a minute.Yeah, you were always fuckin' late, you were late for your own fuckin' funeral.

[shoots him]

Tommy DeVito
James Conway

[has just killed the talkative Morrie]

I thought he'd never shut the *fuck* up.Yeah. Pain in the ass.
Tommy DeVito
You dizzy motherfucker, you!
Tommy DeVito
Frankie Carbone

[about Morrie's corpse]

Hey Frank, let's chop him up.All right.

[starts to get out of the car]

Where you going? Where you going, you dizzy motherfucker, you?To chop him up.At Charlie's, not here!

[Carbone mumbles to himself in Italian]

Come on, what are you doing? Let's get the fuck outta here. I oughta let him

[Morrie's corpse]

fucking drive. What are you waiting for?The car's cold.Get the fuck outta here! What fucking warm enough? Get outta here!
Tommy DeVito
All right so he got shot in the foot, what is it a big fuckin' deal?
Tommy DeVito
James Conway

[Infuriated at Spider and speaking to the other card players]

Hey, what's that movie that Bogart made?[1332]:Which one?The one where he played a cowboy. He only did one.[1332]:Oh... ah... The Oklahoma Kid.Shane?Oklahoma Kid![to Jimmy] Shane...

[They all laugh]

Tommy DeVito
What the fuck you looking at? Come on. Make that coffee to go. Let's go.

[Frankie mumbles something and goes to the door with the coffee pot in his hand]

What the fuck are you doing? It's a joke! A joke! Put the fucking pot down!
Tommy DeVito
What am I, a mirage?
Tommy DeVito
James Conway
Henry Hill

[Henry, Jimmy and Tommy are digging up Billy Batts' decomposed corpse. Henry is coughing from the stench, while the others don't appear to be bothered]

Hey, Henry, Henry, hurry up, will ya? My mother's gonna make some fried peppers and sausage for us.

[Jimmy and Tommy laugh while Henry coughs]

Oh, hey, Henry, Henry! Here's an arm!Very funny, guys.Here's a leg!Here's a wing!

[laughs]

Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or ya still go for the old hearts and lungs?[Vomiting] Oh, that's so bad!
Tommy DeVito
We hit the deer and his paw... What do you call it? The paw.[1290]:

[Speaking through a mouth full of pasta]

The hoof.It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.
Tommy DeVito
I gotta wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
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