Thomsen
Otto Sander as "Thomsen" in Das Boot (1981):
[U-96 puts to sea among cheering crowds. Thomsen pulls up in his car]Hail and victory and sink 'em all!
Benny
Benny
Actor: Mel Johnson Jr.
Benny's Memorable Quotes:
Benny

[to Mary, the three-breasted hooker]

Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.
Benny
Douglas Quaid
Hey, Quaid! I'm gonna squash you!Benny! Here![shouts] Where the fuck are you?

[killing him with a large drill]

SCREW YOU!
Benny
I'm gonna drill you, sucker! I'm gonna grind you up!
Vilos Cohaagen
Douglas Quaid
Benny
[after Cohaagen's team kills Kuato]So this is the great man. Hmph. No wonder he kept out of sight. Well, my friend...

[puts his hands on Quaid's shoulders]

...you're a hero.Fuck you!Don't be modest. Kuato is dead. The resistance has been completely wiped out and you were the key to the whole thing.[to Melina] He's lying.[283]:[to Quaid] You two-faced bastard!You can't blame him, princess.

[His finger grazes Melina's face]

He's innocent. You see, Quaid, none of my people could get close to Kuato. Fuckin' mutants could always sniff us out. So Hauser and I sat down and invented you: the perfect mole.You know you're lying. Hauser turned against you.Uh-uh. That's what we wanted you to think. Fact is, Hauser volunteered to become "Doug Quaid." It was the only way to fool the psychics.Get your story straight.[Points to Richter]
Benny
You ever fuck a mutant?
Benny
Douglas Quaid
Hey, man, I got five kids to feed!

[Quaid hands him a wad of cash]

Take them to the dentist.
Melina
Benny
Douglas Quaid
[the traitorous Benny shoots George/Kuato]How can you do this? You're a mutant.[shrugs] I got four kids to feed.So what happened to number five?[beat tone] Aw, shit, man! You got me. I'm not even married. Now, put your fuckin' hands in the air!
Kuato
Benny
[Kuato is dying]Quaid... Quaid...Forget it, man, his fortune-telling days are over.Start the reactor. Free Mars...

[Richter appears and shoots Kuato through the head]

Benny
Douglas Quaid
Punk Cabbie
Hey, man, you need a cab?Well, what's wrong with this one?

[points to other cabbie]

[laughs] He ain't got five kids to feed.Where's yours?Right over there man.

[takes Quaid with him]

Hey. Hey, man, that's my fare. Hey, asshole, that's my fare.Eat this!

[gives him the finger]

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