Sgt.O'Neill
John C. McGinley as "Sgt.O'Neill" in Platoon (1986):
Excuses are like assholes, Taylor, everybody got one.
Vincent Cadby
Vincent Cadby
Actor: Simon Callow (age 46 in this movie)
Vincent Cadby's Memorable Quotes:
Ace
Vincent Cadby
You're an extreme workaholic. You recently returned from a short trip to Gotan in northern Africa, and upon your return you more than likely took a nasty spill because of some... shotty masonry work.Very impressive... might I ask, how?Surely... The abrasion on the palm of your left hand is the type one sustains breaking a fall of 3 to 5 feet, the small reminisce of plaster on the tip of your shoe pointed to a careless mason beam, the culprit, your new watch, a quality forgery of a cartieah was most likely purchased through the north African black market known to reside in Gotan.

[Ace gasps for air]

And my work habits?Yes, a workaholic, the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far to busy for a follow up jiggle.
Vincent Cadby
Ace

[Ace moans and howls upon entering a room sporting numerous stuffed animal heads]

Something wrong, Mr. Ventura?Of course not. This is a lovely room of death.
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