Jerry Caesar
Dabney Coleman as "Jerry Caesar" in Dragnet (1987):
Reverend, you've got balls as big as church bells.
Co-Pilot Jennifer Watts
Co-Pilot Jennifer Watts
Actor: Jessica Steen (age 32 in this movie)
Co-Pilot Jennifer Watts's Memorable Quotes:
Lev Andropov
Co-Pilot Jennifer Watts
It's stuck, yes?Back off! You don't know the components![annoyed] Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
Col. Willie Sharp
Co-Pilot Jennifer Watts
We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H32 - give or take a few yards. Captain American here blew the landing by 26 miles!How the hell do you know that?Because I'm a genius.The gauges will not read; they're all peaked like we're plugged into some magnetic field.[sarcastically] Well, who on the spaceship wants to know why?By all means.The reason we were shooting for grid 8 was because thermographics indicated that grid 9 was compressed iron ferrite. Which means you landed us on a goddamn iron plate!
Co-Pilot Jennifer Watts
Oscar Choice
Big Bear

[showing a video]

Neil Armstrong, 1969, bouncing on the moon. He's bouncing because there's less gravity up there than on Earth. This will be similar to the asteroid. So, watch it. Something gets launched off that asteroid with enough force, it's gonna keep on going, right into outer space.[to Bear] What is the deal? Is it just me, or is Watts really hot?[nods] Yeah.So we have these new generation suits. With directional accelerant thrusters. You won't bounce like Neil Armstrong.

[seeing that Bear is not paying attention]

Bear!Yes?Do we have a problem?No.'Cause I'm trying to describe to you how these DATs keep your ass on the ground, so that if I were to kick you in the balls, and you don't know how to work them, what happens to you?I float away.Yeah.[1796]:When do we start training for THAT?
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