The only thing in this world that gives orders... is balls.
I've waited all my life to say this.Be my guest.We come in peace.
Wak:
Look, I know I must look weird to you but how do you think you look to me? Listen, I watched four episodes of "Lassie" before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke. I mean, he rolled over, sure, he did that fine but, I don't think he deserved a series for that.
[to Steve Jackson, a school bully]
Elephantitis is when something gets bloated and ugly like your ASS.[stuttering, astounded at the violent film footage]
But thi - see, this isn't real! A-a-and we don't really kill people! Well, we do, b-but n-not aliens, 'cause we haven't met any!
[last lines in the film]If this is all a dream, what's gonna happen when we wake up?I don't know, but I can't wait to find out.
