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- Short guys can play basketball
- It taught us that the he hot girls, aren't always "marriage" material, and most of the time you better off going for the girl next door!
- Going to a school disco, in a white suit seriously makes you stand out from the crowd (and so does looking like a wolf)!
- College + Alcohol + Party + Girls + Jelly = Awesome!
Starring: Michael J. Fox, Jerry Levine, Susan Ursitti and James Hampton. Directed by Rod Daniel. He always wanted to be special... but he never expected this!
[admiring himself in the mirror]
You are an animal! Woo!
[during party games]
OK, Chubby. What you've got to do is eat this entire bowl of jello.
[Chubby makes a face as if to say "No problem"]
What do I have to do?
Hold the jello!
[he tips the bowl of jello down her top]
It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference.
I was hoping it would pass you by.
Well, Dad it didn't pass me by. It landed on my face.
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.