People don't want a hero, they want to eat cheeseburgers, play the lotto and watch television.
This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.
Everybody relax, I'm here.
Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.
Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."
God, aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye?Nope.
