Buscemi
Steve Buscemi as "Buscemi" in Desperado (1995):
Ya know, one of these days you're gonna lie down too hard on that thing and blow your brains out.
Flight of the Navigator (1986) U Memorable Quotes
Memorable Quotes:
Max
See ya later, Navigator!
Max
Compliance!
Max
Hey, blimpo... too many Twinkies.
Max
David Freeman
I told you, I blew a fuse when I totaled that electrical tower. I was checking out some daisies.You crashed while looking at FLOWERS?
Max
David Freeman
I crashed into electrical towers and my star charts were erased. I need the ones in your head to complete my mission.So you need ME and my INFERIOR brain to fly that thing?Correction, I need the SUPERIOR information in your INFERIOR brain to fly this... thing.
Max
[Alien eats David's hat] That could have been your head David.
Max
David Freeman
Teen in Mustang
Are we there yet? Where are we anyway?Geez, I have no idea where we are. We got to get directions.[they hear "Trapped in My Mind" coming from a convertible on the highway] Hmm.I wonder if that's that Twisted Sister stuff Carolyn was talking about.Come on.

[they lower the space ship beside the car at a stop sign]

Hi, you wouldn't happen to know the way to Fort Lauderdale, would you?[Max sticks his 'head' out] Try to make your directions clear because we get lost easy.[freaking out] Fly!

[they speed off]

Hey! Thanks for nothing!... Were those geeks, David?Yes, Max. Those were geeks.
Max
I do not leak, you leak!
Max
David Freeman
[after stopping at a pasture, David steps off the ship to urinate]What are you doing?Can't I have a little privacy?Do not know privacy.
Max
Ooh, a threat. Look, I'm really shaking!
David Freeman
Max
That's it?That's it, Davy!Davy?If you wanna learn how to swim, you have to jump in the water. Don't forget to feed Bruiser. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun... Whoa! I think I got some stuff out of your head that has nothing to do with navigating this ship!You sound just like a human!No! That dumb dog will never learn to catch a frisbee. You are the inferior species, you dumb dork!Buttface!Scuz-bucket! Ha-ha!
David Freeman
Carolyn McAdams
My dad took me to see the Bee Gees a couple months ago. Who did you see?Twisted Sister.Never heard of her.It's a him.Oh.Actually, it's a them.
Jeff (16 years)
This is totally rad, dude! You're my big little brother!
R.A.L.F.
Pardon me, coming through.
David Freeman
Max

[flying into Florida]

Al's Gator City... This must be Florida, Max!And that must be Big Al!
Carolyn McAdams
David Freeman
All right, listen, um, I gotta go, um, is there anything else you want when I come back?How about a Big Mac, large fries and a Coke? They're still around, I hope.Well, now, that all depends, Do you want New Coke, Classic Coke, Cherry Coke, Diet Coke or caffeine-free Coke?Huh?Nothing, Forget it.
David Freeman
Max
What are we doing all the way up here you geek?Geek?I swear to God if I was driving this thing we'd be home by now!Oh yeah?Yeah!Oh yeah?Yeah!Ok turkey YOU fly it!

[Max turns everything off]

Radar Operator #1
Dr. Faraday
Radar Operator #2
Japanese air force report sightings of the aircraft above Tokyo sir.Tokyo?Japanese air force reports the aircraft has left Japanese airspace.Where's it going now?
David Freeman
Max

[David looks at a gooey alien]

What's this?A very unpleasant creature.What's his problem?He has a cold.
David Freeman
Helen Freeman
Mom... have I really been gone eight years?Yeah.It's like a bad dream.
David Freeman
Max
Where do you go next, Max?Back in time to when I picked up my creatures. By now they're so hungry, they could eat a zigzog.What's a zigzog?Kind of like a hippo, but with feathers.
Woman Officer
David Freeman
Detective Banks
David, what is the date today?[sighs] It's the Fourth of July.And what year?[impatiently] 1978![a beat] David... who is the President of the United States?Duh. You need that for your paperwork?Mmm-hmm.

[long pause]

Well?It's Jimmy Carter!

[long, awkward pause as the Woman Officer and Detective Banks look at David, then at each other]

Jeff (16 years)
Don't take any shit, David!