Pat Webb
L.Q. Jones as "Pat Webb" in Casino (1995):
Ol' Don's as useless as tits on a boar.
Dragnet (1987) PG
Dragnet - Theatrical release poster
Theatrical release poster
Tagline: Just The Facts.
Genres: Comedy | Crime
Released: 26 June 1987 ()
Length: 106 min
Rating: 4 out of 5 4/5
  • An 80's comedy classic, Hanks and Aykroyd are great.
  • P.A.G.A.N. sheepskin chaps!
Starring: Dan Aykroyd, Tom Hanks, Christopher Plummer and Alexandra Paul. Directed by Tom Mankiewicz. Just The Facts.
Sylvia Wiss
Sgt. Joe Friday
[pulls her top off] Do these look like the breasts of a forty year old woman?No ma'am. They're quite impressive... bordering on spectacular.
Det. Pep Streebek
[Joe Friday arrives]Thank God, it's Friday!
Sgt. Joe Friday
Det. Pep Streebek
"Prepare the virgin"? I don't like the sound of that.Let's just hope they're not referring to you.
Jerry Caesar
Reverend, you've got balls as big as church bells.
Det. Pep Streebek
Sgt. Joe Friday
Hey partner. I tried to call you up till midnight. I didn't know the Christian Science reading rooms stayed open so late.Not that it's any of your business, but I spend the evening in the company of Connie Swail.Don't you mean "the Virgin Connie Swail"?

[Friday looks at Streebeck as the Dragnet theme starts]

Wait a minute!
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