Theatrical release poster
- An 80's comedy classic, Hanks and Aykroyd are great.
- P.A.G.A.N. sheepskin chaps!
Starring: Dan Aykroyd, Tom Hanks, Christopher Plummer and Alexandra Paul. Directed by Tom Mankiewicz. Just The Facts.
[pulls her top off]
Do these look like the breasts of a forty year old woman?
No ma'am. They're quite impressive... bordering on spectacular.
[Joe Friday arrives]
Thank God, it's Friday!
"Prepare the virgin"? I don't like the sound of that.
Let's just hope they're not referring to you.
Reverend, you've got balls as big as church bells.
Hey partner. I tried to call you up till midnight. I didn't know the Christian Science reading rooms stayed open so late.
Not that it's any of your business, but I spend the evening in the company of Connie Swail.
Don't you mean "the Virgin Connie Swail"?
[Friday looks at Streebeck as the Dragnet theme starts]
Wait a minute!