Lincoln Hawk
Sylvester Stallone as "Lincoln Hawk" in Over The Top (1987):
The world meets nobody halfway. When you want something, you gotta take it.
The Lost Boys (1987) 15 Memorable Quotes
Memorable Quotes:
David
Marko
Paul
Dwayne
Michael wants to know what's going on. Marco, what's going on?I don't know. What's going on, Paul?Wait a minute. Who wants to know?Michael wants to know.
David
Michael
How are those maggots?Huh?Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?
Grandpa
One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires.
David
Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael, and you'll never die. But you must feed!
Max
Sam
Edgar Frog
Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless.Did you know that?Of course. Everyone knows that.
Sam
Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy!
Alan Frog
Sam
First come, first staked.What was that? A little vampire humor? Well, it wasn't funny!
Edgar Frog
Sam
Listen, just so you know, if you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I'll stake you without even thinking twice about it!Chill out, Edgar.

[coming to his senses]

Right.
Grandpa
Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me.
David
Michael
It is too late, my blood is in your veins.So is mine!
Sam
Grandpa
Wait, wait. You *have* a t.v.?No. I just like to read the T.V. Guide. Read the T.V. Guide, you don't need a t.v.
David
What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?
Sam

[about Star]

It's that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them?

[Star floats up]

She's one of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.
Alan Frog

[after Laddie vamps out]

Holy shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!
Max
Edgar Frog
It was all going to be so perfect, Lucy. Just like one big, happy family. Your boys... and my boys.Great! The Bloodsucking Brady Bunch!
Sam
Michael
So where're we going?Nowhere.So what's the rush? You're chasing that girl aren't you? Come on, admit it. I'm at the mercy of your sex glands, bud.
Sam
Edgar Frog
Alan Frog
Got a problem, guys?Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.Pretty cool, huh?For a fashion victim.
Edgar Frog
Where the hell are you from? Krypton?
Edgar Frog
Alan Frog
Sam
You think you really know what's happening here, don't you? Well, I'll tell you something, you don't know shit, buddy.Yeah? You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh?Actually, I thought it was a bakery.This is just a cover; we're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.
Grandpa
Sam
Michael
Hey, anything around here that might pass for aftershave?How about some Windex, Grandpa?Yeah, yeah, let me try some of that.You have a big date tonight, Grandpa?I'm going to drop my handiwork by the widow Johnson.What'd ya stuff for her? Mr. Johnson?
Edgar Frog
Sam
Alan Frog
You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot?Yeah, all day.Does the sunlight freak him out?Uh, he wears sunglasses in the house.Bad breath, long fingernails?Yeah, his fingernails are a little bit longer, um, he always had bad breath, though.He's a vampire all right.All right, here's what you do: get yourself a good sharp stake and drive it right through his heart.I can't do that; he's my brother.OK, we'll come over and do it for you.No!You'd better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral.
Sam
Edgar Frog
Alan Frog
And then his dog started chasing my mom like the hounds of hell in "Vampires Everywhere."We've been aware there's some very serious vampire activity in this town for some time.Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead.As a matter of fact, we're almost certain ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at city hall.Kill your brother, you'll feel better.
Alan Frog
Holy shit, Vampire Hotel.
Alan Frog
Edgar Frog
Aaaaaah! Flies!We're on the right trail. Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns. Come on.
Sam
Edgar Frog
What's that smell?Vampires, my friend, vampires.
Alan Frog
Edgar Frog
We blew it, man, we lost it!Shut up!We unraveled in the face of the enemy!It's not our fault, they pulled a mind scramble on us! They opened their eyes and talked!
Alan Frog
Sam
Edgar Frog
We don't ride with vampires.Fine, stay here.[Looks around, clearly scared] We do now.Yeah.
Edgar Frog
Sam
Come on Sam, let's get out of here. Burn rubber!

[the car accelerates, almost driving over a cliff]

Christ!Burn rubber does not mean warp speed!
Sam
Edgar Frog
Guys, we're on our own.Good, just the way we like it.
Edgar Frog
I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two bloodsuckers go the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode, but all will try to take you with them.
Sam
Death by stereo!
Edgar Frog
Sam
Alan Frog
Are you OK?I nailed one of them downstairs with a bow and arrow.All right, Sambo!We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister.Totally annihilated his night-stalking ass!Well, Nanook helped a little.Death to all vampires!Maximum body count!We're awesome monster bashers!The meanest!The baddest!
Alan Frog
Sam
Edgar Frog
Notice anything unusual about Santa Carla yet?No, it's actually a pretty cool place... if you're a Martian!Or, a vampire!You guys sniffin' on newsprint or somethin'?
Michael
Sam
[about Grandpa]Looks like he's dead!If he's dead, can we go back to Phoenix?
Sam
There's no TV! Have you seen a TV, Mike? I haven't seen a TV. Do you know what it means when there's no TV? - No MTV!
Sam
Are you freebasing, Michael? Inquiring minds want to know.
Grandpa
Michael
[the boys come in carrying Laddie and Star, who are sleeping. Grandpa is totally ignoring the unconscious Laddie in Edgar's arms, and Star in Michael's]Do you know the rule about filling up the car with gas when you take it without asking?

[Hoping he says nothing about Laddie and Star]

No, Grandpa.Well, now you do.
Alan Frog
Sam
There's our number on the back. And pray you never need to call us.I'll pray I never need to call you.
Michael
Sam
Look, this isn't a comic book, Sam, these guys are brutal killers.So are the Frog brothers!
Sam
Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid.
Paul
Edgar Frog
You killed Marco!Yeah, and you're next!No, you're next!

[Paul sees garlic in the bathtub]

Haha! Garlic don't work, boys!TRY THE HOLY WATER, DEATH BREATH!
Michael

[looking inside Grandpa's work-room]

Talk about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Edgar Frog
[in background] I'm the head Frog here.
Max
[Max changes into a vampire]I still want you, Lucy.

[he flashes his tongue out and Sam and Lucy scream while the rest gasp]

I haven't changed my mind about that.
David

[offering Michael a drink of blood]

Come on, be one of us.
David
Initiation's over, Michael. Time to join the club!
Max
Lucy
Sam

[reaches for Lucy's hand while strangling Sam]

Don't fight, Lucy. It's so much better if you don't fight.Mom! Mom, no! Don't do it, Mom! Mom, don't do it!Sam...Mom, no!

[Lucy reluctantly decides to abandon her humanity by taking Max's hand]

Mom, no!Sam!

[Max attempts to bite her]

Dwayne
Sam

[standing up after almost getting hit by bow and arrow]

You missed, sucker!Only once, pal.
Grandpa
Ouch, my hair!
Sam
Max
I bet you hate garlic, dontcha!No, I like garlic! It's just a little much! It's raw garlic.
Michael
Star
What's happening to me, Star?Oh, Michael. Michael, I can't tell you. I don't know how to help you.What's happening?[whispers] I can't.
Grandpa
Lucy, you're the only woman I ever knew that didn't improve her situation by getting divorced.
David
They're only noodles Michael.
Grandpa
Well, now, let me put it this way. If all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once, we'd have one hell of a population problem.
Michael
David
I can't beat your bike.You don't have to beat me, Michael. You just have to try and keep up.
Dwayne

[In the cave, talking to Laddie]

Grab the rock box, kid!
Michael
Sam
[Sam comes out of the bathroom, Michael's hand is cut up, and bloody]Nanook.What about Nanook? What'd you do to my dog, you asshole?
Sam
Michael
You're a vampire! I knew it!I am not!So what are you? The Flying Nun?
Lucy
Sam
You got carried away by a comic book?It was a scary comic, mom. I'm sorry.
Sam
Lucy

[Sam gets in bed with her]

Have you been eating pizza?No. Why?Phew. You smell like garlic.

[Sam opens his robe, he is wearing a garlic necklace]

Alan Frog
Edgar Frog
Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead.As a matter of fact, we're almost certain that ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at city hall.
Sam

[yelling out the window to Star]

Don't kill anyone until we get back to you!
Michael
Edgar Frog
[the Frog Brothers are talking about killing Star]Don't you touch her![to Alan] Come on. Vampires have such a rotten temper.
Edgar Frog
Sam
Alan Frog
[the Frog Brothers walk in the room, carrying loads of stakes. To Sam]Okay, where's Nosferatu?Who?The prince of darkness.The night crawler. The bloodsucker.El Vampiro.Mike! They're here!
Star
Laddie

[after Max is killed]

It's over. It's over.

[Runs down the stairs]

Star! Star!Laddie!

[They hug]

Edgar Frog
How much do you think we should charge them for this?
Sam
Lucy
[bursts into the video store where his mom is working] Mom, listen, I gotta tell you something - it's real important. Shh! Santa Carla is crawling with vampires.[to customers] Um, excuse me...Mom, I'm serious! Listen, Edgar staked one, it was screaming and fizzing. Look, Mom, there's evidence on my sweater.